I am blatantly stealing Daisy's "few truths and a lie" theme because I am somewhat bored and all of my post topic ideas are currently rather half-baked. So here goes, pick which one of the following IS NOT an accurate Anonymous Hottie factoid:
* After being grounded for life (only allowed to attend school events), and due to my secret (and unrealized) ambition to be a cheerleader, I auditioned for the role of my high school mascot. I got the role and danced around in a ridiculous mascot outfit at sporting events.
* My first "real" kiss happened when I was 15. I thought it was so gross that I broke up with my boyfriend and swore off kissing for 6 months.
* I was a member of 4-H as a child. My project (because you have to have a project) was my dog. I forced him to go to dog shows and do tricks and he looked utterly miserable at each event - which made aMOMymous laugh A LOT.
* I am an incredible klutz - I have broken off my two front teeth and had plastic surgery/stitches on my face twice due to random injuries.
* I am allergic to melon, raw carrots, and mold. I consistently re-test this allergy with raw carrots and melon, only to make myself very itchy.
Um, so there you go. In the words of Eddie Izzard, "all of this is true - yes." Well, except for one thing. Have at it!!!
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5 comments:
Ooh. I know! I know! But I shall let the masses vote first.
Wow, you'd kind of hope they were all lies, but sadly not huh? I'm sure you've mentioned the mascot thing before, and the 4-H, you're definitely a klutz, but I didn't know about the teeth, and I know you're allergic to weird stuff. It's either the kiss, or the teeth. Hmmm, I'll go with the teeth.
I guess I should steal the idea too now, right?
Not a mascot. Too klutzy
I am fairly certain that I'm the only person on the planet allergic to carrots and melons (cantaloupes, watermelon, etc. not breasts).
Nope cyberj, I am also allergic to those beastly items. Oh, and I have a growing intolerance for avocado, which is rather tragic, given my love for guacamole.
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