"I tried to think of the right answer. Unable to think of that, I spoke anyway."
"Kryptonite?"
*heads turn*
"You think that the letter K on the periodic table stands for 'Kryptonite' Miss Hottie?"
"Erm, yes?"
"Anyone ELSE care to offer a guess?"
*other hands raise quickly*
I fucking hated middle school.
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In your defense, Krypton is one of the Noble gases (symbol Kr), so it is totally understandable...I mean, genius decided that the shorthand for potassium was "K"?
LOL. I hated the periodic table.
If it makes you feel any better, i was that guy in 7th grade biology class who mispronounced the word "organism."
This story made me chuckle. Just think about how bad bananas would be for Superman if you were right.
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