Well, clearly you are super hot. I mean, it's in the title. Anyway, you make my workouts much more enjoyable. You always "forget" a water bottle and are forced to stroll by the treadmills to get a drink. I am always on the treadmills. It works out well.
I like your cute little bandanna and your glasses that make your hotness almost approachable (almost). You are also a nice balance of muscle-y without being a meathead (well, I haven't actually spoken to you, but you seem non-meaty, um, in a good way).
Hopefully you read my blog and know all of the nice things I think about you - 'cause I am never going to approach you. Why not?
(1) gyms are for working out, not hitting on people - a rule I don't break;
(2) one reason I don't break this rule is because when I work out, I turn beet red and sweat profusely, rendering me completely unattractive;
(3) you are insanely hot and I am not sure I could ever speak a coherent sentence in your presence.
So, um, keep going to the gym when I am there because I tend to run many more miles in a much happier state. Oh, and, you kinda need a haircut, but you are still SHGG.
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OK, so we've already discussed things all SHGG, so I really have nothing else to add. Other than to say that I have nothing else to add. :)
Yeah, but I saw him again today and thought, "he is really hot and deserves his own blog post."
Well, his own blog post and initialism is certainly a good step.
What is it with initialled people needing haircuts? That BISMOW freak looks like he just got off a tour bus in 1977. What a mess.
And you should absolutely talk to SHGG. There is no harm in doing so. Unless of course you are one of those girls that puts on makeup to go to the gym (which I know you are not). Because people at the gym sweat. It is what they are supposed to do. It can actually be attractive to see someone working out. Unless you look like a clown that got caught in a monsoon. That's not hot, its dumb.
Eh, I think I shall stick to my rule of "the gym is for working out." Flirting seems like a lot of effort. And really, I turn *beet red* when I run. And my hair sticks up funny. So, yeah, I will just admire from my treadmill.
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