Ok so usually horoscopes are kind of wishy-washy and rarely are they specific. "You will do well to watch your finances this month and be kind to your friends" or some such crap. Really? I should watch what I spend and not be an asshole? Great, thanks. Actually, the Chinese horoscopes on Facebook are quite good - well, once it told Eddie that he was going to break his femur, which was odd, but super specific, right? So as I was getting my Bobcut today, I read the crappy magazines at the salon (Bobcuts take about 3 hours. I have a lot of hair and bleach takes some time.) and lo and behold my awesome horoscope for August:
You will have a sexual encounter of the "shock and awe" variety.
Thanks Marie-Claire. You.Rule.
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So this means that this prospective gentleman caller will declare victory prematurely and prance around with a 'mission accomplished' banner?
Awesome.
Namby, that seems to describe the mature nature of most guys in Chicago, so I'm betting it's highly likely.
Ha! I'm going out to buy Marie Claire. Right. Now.
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